you make my head shake
when you say those things you say
my soul weeps for you

my cyborg upgrades
will let me survive in space
when i'm sixty-four

shadow government
warld war six is on their plate
we all died in five

whiskey, dear whiskey
they say beer is proof of god
i know the real truth

octomom lament
not enough nipples to use
babies work in shifts

it enrages me
why do they call them fingers
they don't fing

ice cream saves the day
cry the news boys on the street
heroic lactose

maggot salesman says
gonna be one of those days
when his stock escapes

mister belvedere
pterodactyls dive at you.
dinosaur attack!

the best poker hand
wagers not only money
but dares without pants

Alternate history ideas

Bullshit histories of landmarks.

1) Sears tower being constructed to commemorate all those that died in the suburban wars - meant to be seen by all of the areas that were subject to these battles.

Story idea

Man sentenced to life in prison. Doesn't suspect he's immortal until about 110.

Mr. Rogers for adults

Lauren to play Mrs. Rogers with her cardigans and cat?

Bringing it down to the viewer's level topics:
Interplanetary exploration
Equity markets
Conservative vs Liberal explanation
Life is like the video games you play - levelling, sims.

a cat does not move
the world rotates around him
it only makes sense

the man on the moon
thinks the earth landing was faked
it keeps him awake

tinfoil hat maker
comes down my street hawking wares
he protects my brain

i spin in circles
because sometimes it's nice
to just get dizzy

where has my mind gone?
my body sits here working
but nobody's home

rub the magic lamp
wish for a million wishes
exploit the system

i just ate a bug
mix of crunchy and squishy
might do it again

stock market madness
throw your hands up and go weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
hope you're buckled in

colonizing space
would be hard for a gamer
epic latency

fives

tinfoil hat maker
then the bitch went nuts
handstand world master
mormon overdrive
moron overdrive
blinded by acid

climbing up the walls
i just may keep on going
to scream at the sky

could take up painting
or i could brainwash the globe
can't make up my mind

i could shave my head
or come in wearing clown paint
no comment at all

wasteland vacation
mutants, robots, and fallout
don't drink the water

resume writing
do i fit on just one page?
creative writing

found written on a card in my old artificial intelligence textbook

The compass in my head, it spins.
I know not where I am.
I've broken my glasses of comprehend.
I'm lost in a fuzzy land.
Spun and spun I swing my stick
trying to hit the bobbing XXXXX
hoping to someday connect and reap of the gifts within.

let the planet freeze
the snow will cover me up
and all thought will cease

lying wide awake
wishing they would stop scratching
clawing at the door

dancing in the rain
the only way to follow
rolling in the dirt

you may wonder why
i look so ridiculous
lost a poker bet

trying to warp minds
with my new evil helmet
only gets odd looks

shows up for dinner
he skips the time in between
time travelling cat

deliverator
grim vision in ninja black
purveyor of 'za

does all of you stretch?
you ask mister fantastic.
such a dirty mind.

he walks in circles
politely helping ladies
use revolving doors

eleven babies
like a litter of kittens
time to buy a bus

painting nerd murals
galaga, pacman, and all
retro kitsch writ large

ironic muscles
oiled up, pumping iron
the new hipster trend

inept management
cannot calculate my pay
reduced to ramen