handcuffed to a fence
robot reaching in my mouth
can't defuse the bomb

closet full of tits.
seriously, who does that?
he looks happy, though.

female scrapbooking
lamer than male scrapbooking
but has more iron

woke up with dry mouth
odd, i didn't drink last night
must have ate the cat

to afghanistan!
great cause until we look back.
to afghanistan!

spoonful of sugar
helps the medicine go down
oops, diabetes

recession fun times
the world is going to end
need more hot anchors

antidisestab-
lishmentarianism
what an awesome word

"Skydiving sounds fun"
But nobody checked his straps.
Race to the ground won.

post traumatic stress
from working in the forest
squirrel based flashbacks

parking lot love found
somebody left their heart here

run over by cars

damn squirrels dropping nuts
raining like grenades from high
'nam flashback triggered

neighbors fight screaming
bang on their door to stop but
it's all in my head

zen meditation
laudable goal in one's life
less so when at work

monster energy
top ingredient sugar
it still fuels the brain

hear the simple blade
cutting across the stubble
the rustle of leaves

daddy needs a drink
to make the pain go away
just leave the bottle

driven to low tech
virtual faraday cage
notes in a bottle

Haikus? Like Scrabble.
But you use all the tiles
to earn the same score.

Pre-lunch Haiku #1

Stream of consciousness
Comes bubbling up from the deep
Something lives down there

Lunchtime Haiku #1

French Onion again
Warm weather is nice but early
I dread the summer